This theorem applies for any series:
Main Character Twin Theorem: A series becomes ridiculous when a twin to the main character is introduced, assuming no other theorem that makes a show ridiculous takes place before.
Monday, January 10, 2011
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Crazy Loop Holiday Pack
The super awesome Crazy Loop 2011 Holiday Pack is out right now! So get it! For you must!
http://tapstore.org/index.php?p=item&id=577
It is needed. Oh yes. The super crazy awesome Crazy Loop (Dan Balan) who did all kinds of cool things and who's voice is mystical..
Yes. You must have it. This.. you must have. You must! YOU MUST!
You know why? Because they call him Crazy... LoooOOOooOOOooop.
http://tapstore.org/index.php?p=item&id=577
It is needed. Oh yes. The super crazy awesome Crazy Loop (Dan Balan) who did all kinds of cool things and who's voice is mystical..
Yes. You must have it. This.. you must have. You must! YOU MUST!
You know why? Because they call him Crazy... LoooOOOooOOOooop.
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Verka Serduchka Halloween Pack
http://tapstore.org/index.php?p=item&id=500
If you have Tap Tap Revenge 3 and a jailbroken iDevice, then you are eligible for the most awesome piece of music there is! It's better than love! It's better than you! It's better than this super awesome coughh syrrrrurruuupupuppppohkl...h-'/jl,o;jp 98yhnt7dfiu
YOU MUST HAVE TWO PIECES OF MUSIC BY THE UKRAINIAN LADY GAGA. DON'T YOU WANT A PIECE OF HIS CROSS-DRESSING ACTION? I KNOW YOU WANT IT. This includes his Dancing Lasha Tumbai from Eurovision and a song off his album Do Re Mi.
YOU MUST HAVEEEE ITTT>DFGSDFG.mmmmcoughsyrpyup
http://tapstore.org/index.php?p=item&id=500
If you have Tap Tap Revenge 3 and a jailbroken iDevice, then you are eligible for the most awesome piece of music there is! It's better than love! It's better than you! It's better than this super awesome coughh syrrrrurruuupupuppppohkl...h-'/jl,o;jp 98yhnt7dfiu
YOU MUST HAVE TWO PIECES OF MUSIC BY THE UKRAINIAN LADY GAGA. DON'T YOU WANT A PIECE OF HIS CROSS-DRESSING ACTION? I KNOW YOU WANT IT. This includes his Dancing Lasha Tumbai from Eurovision and a song off his album Do Re Mi.
YOU MUST HAVEEEE ITTT>DFGSDFG.mmmmcoughsyrpyup
http://tapstore.org/index.php?p=item&id=500
Friday, August 27, 2010
Verbally Waterboard
Verbally Waterboard [vur-buh-lee wot-er bohrd]
-verb
1. insult someone harshly; insult someone causing them mental pain equal to the physical pain experienced in waterboarding
"Whenever the shaman makes a tiny mistake in Transformice, the other mice verbally waterboard him."
"After the parent heard about the son's failure of school, he verbally waterboarded him."
"Verbal waterboarding is illegal in every state except Texas."
-verb
1. insult someone harshly; insult someone causing them mental pain equal to the physical pain experienced in waterboarding
"Whenever the shaman makes a tiny mistake in Transformice, the other mice verbally waterboard him."
"After the parent heard about the son's failure of school, he verbally waterboarded him."
"Verbal waterboarding is illegal in every state except Texas."
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Primer
I promise to update more from now on! But back to regular messages.
Welcome to my (twenty) minute by minute review watching of the movie Primer, the hit movie that left audiences saying "What the hell is going on?
Let's cut the crap and begin.
0 Minutes -
The title screen explains absolutely nothing. But what can you expect with a movie so strange? Setting the timer to 20 minutes. Let's do this!
20 Minutes -
What I have so far is these two people are building a super secret device... in a garage. It's so secret they cover the windows with garbage bags or something. These two currently nameless people work for some company for 50 hours a week, so that may be why they need to keep this device secret.
Apparently, the device outputs more than it inputs. I don't know. The movie is rated R for brief language but really should have been rated NC-17 because nobody without a college degree will understand the vocabulary in this movie, and even over 17 it's debatable.
40 Minutes -
They decided to make a box big enough to hold a human. And with that, made the movie a little easier to understand.
The box either duplicates or acts as a time machine. Judging from their discussion on stocks, it's probably the latter. Sadly, the thing is harder to use than a DeLorean.
60 Minutes -
The machine apparently turns people into carrots because some other guy used it and is now in a vegetative state. (ba-dum-cshhh)
The device is now becoming inconvenient. All these questions and possibilities of paradoxes and such. Not to mention the moral implications of what you can do. How much have a learned from this movie so far? Nothing.
Let us move on.
END (77 Minutes) -
"And you will not find me."
Those are the last words of this movie. Who said it? Why? I don't know. Primer actually manages to (on a scale of one to ten) make negative three sense. That's how little sense it makes. I was completely lost throughout this whole film. I didn't even learn the main character's names.
But I knew what I was getting myself into when I decided to rent Primer on Netflix.
SM/M: Don't complain after watching a movie you knew you wouldn't understand.
Welcome to my (twenty) minute by minute review watching of the movie Primer, the hit movie that left audiences saying "What the hell is going on?
Let's cut the crap and begin.
0 Minutes -
The title screen explains absolutely nothing. But what can you expect with a movie so strange? Setting the timer to 20 minutes. Let's do this!
20 Minutes -
What I have so far is these two people are building a super secret device... in a garage. It's so secret they cover the windows with garbage bags or something. These two currently nameless people work for some company for 50 hours a week, so that may be why they need to keep this device secret.
Apparently, the device outputs more than it inputs. I don't know. The movie is rated R for brief language but really should have been rated NC-17 because nobody without a college degree will understand the vocabulary in this movie, and even over 17 it's debatable.
40 Minutes -
They decided to make a box big enough to hold a human. And with that, made the movie a little easier to understand.
The box either duplicates or acts as a time machine. Judging from their discussion on stocks, it's probably the latter. Sadly, the thing is harder to use than a DeLorean.
60 Minutes -
The machine apparently turns people into carrots because some other guy used it and is now in a vegetative state. (ba-dum-cshhh)
The device is now becoming inconvenient. All these questions and possibilities of paradoxes and such. Not to mention the moral implications of what you can do. How much have a learned from this movie so far? Nothing.
Let us move on.
END (77 Minutes) -
"And you will not find me."
Those are the last words of this movie. Who said it? Why? I don't know. Primer actually manages to (on a scale of one to ten) make negative three sense. That's how little sense it makes. I was completely lost throughout this whole film. I didn't even learn the main character's names.
But I knew what I was getting myself into when I decided to rent Primer on Netflix.
SM/M: Don't complain after watching a movie you knew you wouldn't understand.
Sunday, July 25, 2010
MADREK RPG: Chapter 1 (No, that's not a typo!)
Working on a new game called MADREK RPG: Chapter 1. Will Pseudolonewolf sue me? Let's find out!
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